Spent a weekend selling pogo sticks in Hanford, CA. What gets me going now is developing strategies for easy-bake-ovens on Wall Street. At the moment I’m short selling catfish in Tampa, FL. Spent 2002-2008 supervising the production of bullwhips in West Palm Beach, FL. Earned praise for importing the elderly in Gainesville, FL. Was quite successful at short selling electric trains for fun and profit.